Tuesday 1 December 2015

"You can't make an omelette since I cut off your hands" - great proverbs turned into Christmas t-shirts!

The wine is mulling, the chestnuts are spitting on an open hob, the reindeer are bobbing on the tree. It can mean only one thing - Christmas is around the corner! 

But if you're struggling to think of gift ideas, and if John Lewis and Aldi have both run out of telescopes, why not get your loved ones a festive Ugly Truth t-shirt, hoodie or jumper? 

We've put nine of your favourite sayings onto fabric, with uproarious results. Order now* to avoid having to order later.  




* Clothes shown may not exist. If they do exist, actual proverbs may differ from those shown above, and may be more alarming, threatening or offensive than seems necessary. Materials used may will be dangerous. All clothes shown contain nuts and were made in a factory where employees were encouraged to bathe in nuts. Clothes may not be exchanged for holidays, weapons or mortgages. Wearing these clothes will make you less popular than you were before, if and where this is possible. Clothes should not be worn on Wednesdays, Thursdays, or ever. The Ugly Truth cannot accept responsibility for anything, although it probably should. Judge's decision is final. Photos cannot be returned, although thanks for sending them in, especially that one. Full terms and conditions will be displayed on an aerial banner that is being flown past you literally as we speak. (V) = vegetarian. (GF) = packed full of gluten.