Cold sore cream makers to go on strike

THE Cold Sore Cream Manufacturers' Union – the last organisation in the UK yet to take industrial action in 2012 - has voted to strike on June 19.

CSCMU members will walk out in protest at cuts to their pensions and the general ineffectiveness of their products.

Next week Britain is likely to witness industrial action on the biggest scale since the 1970s, when The Wheelbarrow Wheel Suppliers Union, the Seesaw Seat Manufacturers Association, the Wafer Biscuit Producers Union, the Spirit Level Testers Union, and the Duffel Coat Button Stitchers Union all walk out in protest at each other.