Wednesday 11 July 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Julian Assange arrested

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has been arrested outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

Mr Assange was detained by officers from the Metropolitan Police at 4.15am this morning after sneaking out to try to find an embassy with a better Sky package.

He had been living in the embassy since arriving on June 19, declaring he was seeking asylum and “a chance to find myself”.

Mr Assange, Australia's premier Anders Breivik lookalike, has been using a variety of methods to stave off boredom during his self-imposed house arrest.

He has personalised his room, putting up posters of women he has definitely not sexually assaulted.

On the door to his room, he has hung a wooden tablet with the message: “The real leader of the free world lives here”.

He has also taken on a variety of disguises in order to file bogus asylum claims under the names of his favourite cartoon characters.

Just a few hours before his arrest, he had also tweeted a picture of a cat he had drawn on the Draw Something app, which he proclaimed looked “just like a cat”.

Mr Assange is now likely to be charged or released or extradited or something.

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