Wednesday 25 July 2012

Olympic warning for Burger King fans

THOUSANDS of spectators will be turned away from Olympic venues for craving products offered by non-sponsors, organisers have confirmed.

Official sponsors of the Games include Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Lloyds TSB, Visa and Samsung.

At a press conference this morning, Lord Coe, the chairman of organisers Locog, said anybody caught craving a Burger King Double Whopper sandwich, for example, would be immediately ejected.

He also confirmed that Bob Diamond, disgraced ex-chief executive of Barclays Bank who has tickets for the women's skeet shooting event on July 29, will only be admitted to the venue if he switches his current account to Lloyds TSB at the gate.

Lord Coe also confirmed that the lead architect responsible for the Olympic Park was shot dead by G4S security guards this morning after it was discovered he had used his Mastercard to withdraw cash from his Barclays account to buy a Burger King meal and a Pepsi, before tweeting about his purchases using his iPad.

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