Wednesday, 25 July 2012

UK troops to protect Gabby Logan

ALL UK troops are to be withdrawn from Afghanistan to guard the BBC's Olympic host, Gabby Logan.

In a move that would presumably bother some people if it were true, Armed Forces Minister Nick Harvey announced that all British forces in Afghanistan would be sent home on a big raft over the weekend.

Mr Harvey told the House of Commons this morning: “Truthfully, I've no idea what will happen in Afghanistan following an immediate withdrawal of troops.

“But these things sometimes just sort themselves out, don't they?

“What I do know, however, is that if anything happened to Mrs Logan, my enjoyment of the BBC's highlights package would be dimmed by at least 15-20%.

“That's just not happening,” he added.

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