Wednesday 25 July 2012

The ugly truth behind the Olympic Lanes

THE gridlock-generating Olympic Games Lanes have today been exposed as a front for a Top Gear special.

The BBC has admitted that it pushed for the creation of the dedicated lanes – which the public has been told are exclusively for athletes and officials – so that Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond could race each other using radio-controlled wheelbarrows.

Since the lanes opened at 6am this morning, nobody has reached their destination, anywhere in the world.

Jams Minister Norman Baker said: “We fully understand the frustrations of motorists at this situation.

“As a short-term measure, we would encourage all drivers to beep their horns as often as possible, as this has been proven the world over to improve traffic flow and reduce congestion.”

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