Tuesday 1 May 2012

You don't know what you're doing

ONLY 12% of hedge fund managers know what a hedge fund is, a study has found.

Nearly one third of those surveyed (31%) assumed it must have something to do with vegetation, while another quarter said they knew it had something to do with money, but they had no idea what.

The study, by the Institute of Things at King's College, London, also found that 32% of zoologists thought their job meant they'd be feeding gibbons all day, 42% of dermatologists admitted they'd chosen their career to study X Factor and Sky News presenters, and 96% of taxidermists said they'd run off screaming when they discovered they'd be stuffing animals for the rest of their working lives rather than helping people with their finances.

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